Moving..........

Well a lot has happened since Halloween. We stuffed a turkey and was thankful it didn’t burn and that the family was able to get along throughout the whole meal without raising any voices or throwing any food. Christmas came the shopping was done and the stockings were hung and the family gathered again for presents, prime rib and a bottle or 2 of cheer. 

We began the new year with the awesome news that not 1 but 2 grand-babies were on the way. The best thing about having kids is having grand babies. They are an awesome reward for putting up with their parents crap for 18 yrs until you finally boot them out the door and hope they don't land flat on their face or ass like you did. As soon as we were done celebrating the good news and the wine bottle was empty , uncle sam actually gave us some money back so we loaded up the truck, grabbed some beer for the road and moved to Beverly, Delta that is.......swimming holes and redneck farmers. 

  Delta, Ut  is not a bad place to be if you like wind, dirt and the smell of fresh manure. It is nice having your nearest neighbor 2 miles away and not next door calling the cops every time you turn your stereo up or park your car wrong. and we can fight or have sex (in our case usually sounds the same) without anyone knowing.

 Theres alot to do here...watch hay grow, drink beer, watch cloud shapes, drink whiskey, watch traffic...one or 2 cars go up the road weekly, bird watch,,,lots of crows and vultures, watch tv....both channels, listen to the radio...one channel but the music is bad and the sunday happenings program is very informative just this week someones cat had kittens and an 80 yr old lady got a speeding ticket.....which is weird cause there aint no signs anywhere here, guess thats so barney and Boss Hogg can make up the speed limit. 

 We do have lots of big plans here though.....already got us a corral, its not golden but it will give a place to raise some prime t-bone steaks and gonna grow a big ol garden with lots of corn....anyone know how to make a still?  And whats really cool is I am able to write this post due to power we generated all ourselves. It takes several solar panels that make our house look like we are trying to contact E.T and a battery the size of a truck but we are making our own power. We are totally green and not just from drinking....and it was so sweet to call the power company and tell them to take their bill and shove it....never again will i pay for for electricity or natural gas...which is a good thing cause there are no jobs here. I here farmer John is looking for a shit shoveler but there is plenty of that around here and we dont even have cattle yet. I have been busy unpacking a mountain of boxes...I managed to find the computer and the shot glasses but since then not alot has got done so I should probably go and try to find some clothes and food but stay tuned to see how these city misfits survive the country life.......Y'all come back now....ya hear!!!