We'll I'm back....just in time for colder weather, a yard full leaves, rotten pumpkins, a runny nose and kids at the door begging for candy. For the most part i don't mind Halloween to much, it gives me an excuse to buy alcohol and candy buy the case, order pizza, relax on the couch in my bloomers and and see how closely I can guess how long it will take the girl walking backwards into the woods to fall down and be slaughtered by the bad guy in the scary movie.....all of them. Its getting to the point I don't even know who I am watching anymore Jason, Freddie, Michael, or Norman Bates....its pretty ridiculous.....or maybe its the alcohol. Either way the repeated knocks at the door provide relief from the terrifying ordeal and give me an excuse to get up and make another drink. As for the knocks at the door the little kid are adorable but as for the older kids.....the ones that are bigger than me and curing at the slow old lady, would it be so wrong if i dipped the contents of the cat box in chocolate, wrapped in foil and threw it at them. I swear some of them kids are like 25....probably selling it to little kids for drug money. I do feel for the parents spending hours on their feet, walking miles in the frigid cold trying to keep up with their sugar loaded kids determined to hit every door in the city. Wonder how much a freezing cold stressed out parent would be willing to pay for a shot. Well I have some pre-Halloween preparations to make and i need to get change for twenties so i'll say good bye for now. Have a happy and safe Halloween and if you see any 6 ft trick or treaters running down the road with brick in their mouth it wasnt me. If you get cold and need a shot I think $3.00 is a fair price. Cheers!
